The Perimenopause Rage Collection

Beautifully designed empty bottles filled with nothing but hot, rage-filled air, thanks to the many symptoms of perimenopause.

A clear glass bottle with a silver cap, labeled 'PERI RAGE,' sitting on a white base, with a warm brown background.

A clear perfume bottle with a silver cap, placed on a white pedestal, labeled 'Peri Rage,' with a humorous description about words that come to mind and embarrassment.

A clear perfume bottle with a white label that reads 'PERI RAGE,' 'HORMONES GONE HAYWIRE,' and a description about bursting with emotions. The bottle is placed on a white pedestal against a warm background.

A clear glass bottle with a metallic cap, labeled 'Peri Rage,' sitting on a white platform against a warm background. The label describes it as a hot, bothered, and bloated air freshener.

A clear perfume bottle with a white label featuring black text reading 'Peri Rage' and 'My Jeans Don’t Fit,' set on a white stand against a warm, gradient background.

A perfume bottle titled Peri Rage with humorous text on the label, standing on a white platform against a neutral background.

A clear perfume bottle with a white label showing 'PERI RAGE', 'METABOLISM DROP', and descriptive text, placed on a white display stand against a warm brown background.

A clear glass bottle labeled 'Peri Rage' with a metallic cap, sitting on a white block against a warm brown background. The label has humorous text about the bottle being empty but full of rage, and pairs with sleep masks.

A clear perfume bottle with a silver cap, labeled 'PERI RAGE' with the quote 'Overthinking. and not drinking' underneath, resting on a white platform.

A clear glass bottle with a silver cap labeled "PERI RAGE" and a humorous description, sitting on a white platform against a warm brown background.

A clear perfume bottle with a silver cap, labeled 'PERI RAGE' with a humorous description about binge eating and protein intake.

A clear perfume bottle with a label that reads PERI RAGE, containing humorous text about pubertal hormone shifts, on a white stand against a brown background.

A clear glass bottle with a silver cap, labeled 'Peri Rage,' sitting on a white platform against a plain background. The label includes humorous text about counting steps and anxiety.

A clear perfume bottle with a metal cap, labeled 'PERI RAGE' and the tagline 'Too Tired to Play Nice,' sitting on a white pedestal against a warm, gradient background.

In Support of Women’s Health Research

At PERI RAGE, half of our rage comes from the obvious: perimenopause. The other half comes from the fact that only 5% of all medical studies globally have focused on women, and we’re more than half the population. It’s rage-ifying. So to help, 10% of our profits go towards women’s health research.

Top Selling Rage

Pure perimenopausal rage in perfume bottles, filled with premium air, empathy, and anger. With 16 variants, you can really express your rage.

Awake Since 3AM Rage

$20.00

Being awake at 3AM used to mean one thing - you’d had a fantastic night that was turning into a fantastic morning. And the only reasons to see that time on your phone were to text your friend that your date had gone very well, or to order drunken pizza. Now we get to see 3AM for no good reason. Now we’re just wide awake with the quiet frenzy of our thoughts.

Premium glass bottle. Please note: it is empty. It’s filled only with rage-filled air from perimenopause.

10% of profits go to women’s health research because it’s shockingly underfunded.

Protein Overload Rage

$20.00

Is it possible that the chicken breast industry created perimenopause and the protein guidelines? As if we didn’t have enough challenges in this peri period, we now need to eat our weight in protein.

Premium glass bottle. Please note: it is empty. It’s filled only with rage-filled air from perimenopause.

10% of profits go to women’s health research because it’s shockingly underfunded.

Brain Fog Fury Rage

$20.00

For those who find that words are disappearing on them constantly, please take a little solace in knowing that those lost words are hanging out with your lost socks. Unfortunately we can’t tell you where either are though. We forgot. They’re …in that place… you know the with the stuff.

Premium glass bottle. Please note: it is empty. It’s filled only with rage-filled air from perimenopause.

10% of profits go to women’s health research because it’s shockingly underfunded.

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